Me Insightful Linguist
Me Think…
I found a link to an IQ test here. Sure, I bet it’s way too short to be a reliable test of anyone’s IQ, but I couldn’t resist, so I filled it in. The results:
See? SEE? I’m not just bright, I’m an insightful linguist! Whatever the heck THAT means!
And for anyone that notices that this IQ test seems to be part of a dating website – no, I didn’t notice that till after I had done the test. Honest honey, I wasn’t looking for a date, I swear! THWACK! Ow! 
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| I made this light-hearted post a while ago, and somehow it became the top-ranked Google result for searches on the term “insightful linguist” (it’s not anymore). Many people posted comments to this article, which is great (it’s calmed down a bit now). I’d just like to point out that I am in no way affiliated with the IQ test, I’m just someone that did the test and wrote a small post about it on my blog. Also, I don’t think “insightful linguist” is a term with any scientific meaning, nor do I believe that online IQ tests are very reliable – so don’t take it very seriously, ok? |
oh yeah and it said that i was really good at abstract reasoning, they used Hellen Keller as an example of Insightful Linguist with strong abstarct abilities bc even though she was missing 3 vital senses she was still able to conceptualize her environment to the point that she could later write about and critique. And if you want to know what they say about abstract: taking completely seperate ideas and finiding a meaning..good imagination..able to express complex ideas in very simple form, and very good at figuring out complex patterns.
I got 122 and am an “Insightful Linguist”, whatever that means. I am an Accountant, so I laughed at the description that I have the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. I do not have a creative bone in my body.
Insightful linguist uniting as one for a better understanding of being an insightful linguist. Before I get on my soap box and blah,blah,blah something insightful ,shouldn’t the IQ test sites be offering thanks and $$$$ for all the free publicity? Now back to my words of wisdom. It is truly a blessing for us (insightful linguist) to finally find each other. This is the time to unite are mind bending abilities to devastate all who appose are will. We will crush are foes with a blitz of insightful verbal assaults. We will challenge any persons with a score of 80 or less for practice. Next we will accept any challenges from opposing sites representing other IQ titles. They can be “gifted’, “genius”, “WHATEVER!”. My brothers and sisters of the United Insightful Linguist are time to act is now. Do not be afraid, they may be able to calculate the circumference of a Black Hole but can they withstand the overwhelming onslaught of insightfully gifted POO-POO HEAD calling contest. The answer is NO they can not. It’s time we stop the oppression of Insightful Linguists’ once and for all. This is a good forum. Oh and kudos on being number 1 on Google’s search of “insightful linguist”.
I got the exact same result!!
131and the insightful linguist thing!
gud 4 u
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I got a 144 on my IQ test. I got all of them right. The test was kind of easy. It may be good for some people. If you want to see your answers just click on “back to free results”, then keep going to the bottom of the page and click “no thanks”. After about 10 pop ups you can get your results.
this is a cool test. and i did make me feel better,but if we should have to pay for a report it shouldn’t be for how smart you are but for how blessed we are . and after the results people still wont know how good god is. the true test is ,how strong is your faith because without god there would be NO TESTS!!!!
also an insightful linguist…I myself find these tests to be quite depressing, i dont care who you are. linguist or no linguist, i dont care how insightful you are, i dont like to properly punctuate if i dont have to! and im not sure what an “insightful linguist”, but i am one according to a test i took. these tests and scores put more pressure on me anyway, being a graduate student and all. however, the description that i read of an insightful linguist made me feel better. we should all be proud. we have skills. utilize them. we have power. tests or no tests, we are unique because we have these gifts…. and we dont have to pay for them….use your laptop, or just plain ol’ pen and paper!!!
So your incharge of the insightful linguist wording. Would you please elaborate on the use of this free flowing use of words put together to form an interesting point that was brought together by the Greek God meaning Inside of lusious one. I thank you again for your definition and thanks for the IQ test. You will always be with me.
ha hah aha Dude I am so kidding. That is too funny how you are getting all these stupid @ss comments and I am one to add to your list. You can put anything on the internet and low and behold…..you are the chosen one.
Sorry left off my name above.
I.Q. 127
I seem to have noticed a pattern among may of your replys, that would include me. The deal of overanalyzing and reading people, even through facial expressions. I have always been amazed at the accuracy of my presumptions. I want to add though, and would like to ask others…..”do you seem to have abilites in doing just about anything?” In other words when putting forth the effort to do a task, does the outcome seem better than average.
It’s just a business plan i guess, and by no means an accurate estimate of one’s IQ. Try answering everything wrong, read your ‘result’, you’ll agree with me.
The answer I gave to the fruit question is Grape because all the others grow on trees.
Can i just ask where did everyone do there iq tests i did mine on tickle.com and got 126… im a teaching assistant so i think its kinda true about me lol take care folks
I’m also an insightful linguist with an IQ of 131. Hrmm… congrats to us?
Hi Folks,
Just another “Insightful Linguist” languishing at this
blog. I got 126 and was half asleep without my 2nd
cup of coffee!
I enjoy writing, proofreading, editing and computers, and, yes,
I do tend to be analytical and teach and perform music as well as speak three languages (Spanish, German and Dutch).
Although the description regarding fluency in writing and the
artistic bent seem to jive, I was suspicious when I received
a call from the University of Phoenix as soon as I finished
taking the test.
Of course I was tempted to sign up for their “Insightful Linguists” degree program!
I suppose the biggest thing we all have in common is a propensity to waste time taking the IQ test, reading ALL of the posts and procrastinating tackling the really important things.
It is an ego-thing to have wanted to find out one’s IQ.
Thanks for an opportunity to join the “club”, however, I really wanted to come out with the highest score!
Hey is 135 an okay IQ? I’m 15 years of age. Does age matter very much in these IQ tests? I wonder if it will get better when I am older and wiser.
My twin took it and she got the same score as me, 135, but it said she was a “Visionary Philosipher”. Wtf? I’m thinking the IQ test is a load of bullshit, but maybe that’s just me… Congratz on the Google thing.
Another 131 score here,Tickle test.Just doing different IQ-tests to see what kind of questions there are.By testing yourself the brain gets stimulation,and that’s not bad.Noticed that I made really simple mistakes on the last one.
Official Mensa test at least gives you more credibility in other peoples eyes I think.
forklift driver from Finland.
http://www.eve-it.com/iq/
I ran across this site. I wouldnt put too much into it myself, I scored a 129 on the test, and they say the national average is between 90-120, so i guess the majority of us here fall in the upper percentile… but how do you know. Happy Christmas everyone!
129 and it would seem that I am a professional bullshitter. This is without question the proudest day of my life.
what’s up with statements ” ohhh, I am Insightful linguist and I scored over 130.. What does that means?” grrrrrrr.. These tests are classical IQ tests. Google IQ and you’ll see all you want to know- what does the number means (your score,etc).. Of course, if you believe in credibility of the IQ test.