Comments on: Me Insightful Linguist

By: TonyNoel

TonyNoel — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 08:20:48 +0000

So I am an insightful linguist. Basically, it means, I see without seeing. To me Darkness is as clear as Daylight. What am I? I’m as blind as a bat. I wear glasses, and I am nearsighted. I figure, my brain developed this way as a result of compensating for not being able to see very much visual detail in the world unless it was very up close. This meant that hearing, smell, taste, and touch were the most useful sense I had. Everything I saw merely confirmed what I had to anticipate…or something. So once I got old enough to realize I needed glasses and got them, it put me so far ahead of all the “cool kids” who didn’t need them, that I had already grown apart. In a prehistoric world, I might have been killed off early due to not seeing the lion till it was too late, but this brave new world, I am the most lethal predator on the planet. However, instead of preying on the weak minded, I pray with them. Instead of flaunting my talents, I often subtly hide them. I try and do things to help rather then hinder, which often hinders me, but I can deal with it. Take for example my birthday last year I wanted to go see the OKC Thunder, but instead I went to a sports weekend with some people, which I knew was a bad idea. The Thunder are the darlings of the NBA now, and Kevin Durant is becoming a huge star. I saw LeBron play on my birthday in 2005 and he dropped his career high 55 points. To me it’s not only being smart, it’s being in tune. Coincidentally I really good at karaoke. I write a lot, you might hear of me crafting the next generation of beautiful music, only, if most of the population won’t get it, I guess I’ll just hope that my future offspring and all of yours will appreciate it cheers y’all

By: 12345

12345 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:35:36 +0000

what’s up with statements ” ohhh, I am Insightful linguist and I scored over 130.. What does that means?” grrrrrrr.. These tests are classical IQ tests. Google IQ and you’ll see all you want to know- what does the number means (your score,etc).. Of course, if you believe in credibility of the IQ test.

By: dcg141

dcg141 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:05:52 +0000

129 and it would seem that I am a professional bullshitter. This is without question the proudest day of my life.

By: Roberto

Roberto — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:43:59 +0000

http://www.eve-it.com/iq/
I ran across this site. I wouldnt put too much into it myself, I scored a 129 on the test, and they say the national average is between 90-120, so i guess the majority of us here fall in the upper percentile… but how do you know. Happy Christmas everyone!

By: Tommy

Tommy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:19:20 +0000

Another 131 score here,Tickle test.Just doing different IQ-tests to see what kind of questions there are.By testing yourself the brain gets stimulation,and that’s not bad.Noticed that I made really simple mistakes on the last one.
Official Mensa test at least gives you more credibility in other peoples eyes I think.
forklift driver from Finland.

By: Makayla

Makayla — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:39:33 +0000

My twin took it and she got the same score as me, 135, but it said she was a “Visionary Philosipher”. Wtf? I’m thinking the IQ test is a load of bullshit, but maybe that’s just me… Congratz on the Google thing.

By: Makayla

Makayla — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:28:15 +0000

Hey is 135 an okay IQ? I’m 15 years of age. Does age matter very much in these IQ tests? I wonder if it will get better when I am older and wiser.

By: Judy

Judy — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:05:37 +0000

Hi Folks,
Just another “Insightful Linguist” languishing at this
blog. I got 126 and was half asleep without my 2nd
cup of coffee!
I enjoy writing, proofreading, editing and computers, and, yes,
I do tend to be analytical and teach and perform music as well as speak three languages (Spanish, German and Dutch).
Although the description regarding fluency in writing and the
artistic bent seem to jive, I was suspicious when I received
a call from the University of Phoenix as soon as I finished
taking the test.
Of course I was tempted to sign up for their “Insightful Linguists” degree program!
I suppose the biggest thing we all have in common is a propensity to waste time taking the IQ test, reading ALL of the posts and procrastinating tackling the really important things.
It is an ego-thing to have wanted to find out one’s IQ.
Thanks for an opportunity to join the “club”, however, I really wanted to come out with the highest score!

By: Andrea

Andrea — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 13:40:09 +0000

I’m also an insightful linguist with an IQ of 131. Hrmm… congrats to us?

By: jazzmin

jazzmin — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:09:20 +0000

Can i just ask where did everyone do there iq tests i did mine on tickle.com and got 126… im a teaching assistant so i think its kinda true about me lol take care folks